unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

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(Source: katara)

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thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:


So that’s what it’s used for


eating breakfast on the go

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

(Source: memewhore)

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xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

"In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you."

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

"In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you."

(Source: carlosbaila)

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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

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nevahmind:

Can I still get into heaven if I kill myself?
Can I still get into heaven if I kill myself?
Can I ever be forgiven ‘cause I killed that kid?
It was an accident, I swear it wasn’t meant for him.

But if I turn it on me, if I even it out,
can I still get in or will they send me to hell?
Can I still get into heaven if I kill myself?

(Source: humanflower)

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afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:


only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:

only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

(Source: tibalts)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

learning the lyrics to rap god like

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chipadillo:

Lisa Rayski
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chipadillo:

Lisa Rayski

instagram.com/lisarayski

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